A True Confession

I have to come clean about something. I kissed one of my patients today. I asked him not to tell anyone, and I know for certain that I can trust that he will never breathe a word about it. So, why the confession from me? I guess because I hear that it is good for the soul. I just couldn't help myself - I know it was probably unethical, but I couldn't resist him - all 4 lb and 14 oz of him.